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Texting — the basic white hoe's kryptonite. We can text, sext and even date without the ritual of shaving every inch of skin, matching the winged liner and deciding whether the pink or black velvet top is cuter. However, there are strict rules to the texting game.

The most important info is hidden between the emojis and how many kisses used — jokes it's notno one has time to count kisses these days. It's a classic, everyone does it — l included — and no one admits to it.

But it's compulsory for casual dating, it's just a little nudge that you only want a one night stand, fuck buddy or maybe just a couple free drinks when the overdraft limit is approaching.

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No hoe wants Boy 2. Before the resentment kicks in from Boy 3. The laughing and winky face are staples — if they're not you're most used emojis you may as well declare celibacy immediately. When the messages are edging on platonic rather than "let's bang", then it's time to whip out the big guns — the winky tongue face emoji.

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This has only one possible interpretation: sex. Maybe this one is restricted for us hard core hoes only.

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Here's the golden rule: we don't intentionally insult you mid flirting, mid sexting, mid anything. So for the sarcastic hoes, add a winky face to every sarcastic message. Keeps those boys happy and your sense of humour satisfied. When I'm sat in a 9am, what I don't need is to suffer through PTSD for the rest of the day because you just had to send that surprise snap of your cock. Dick pics are unflattering, inconvenient and quite honestly, useless. So if you must fulfil your daily self-esteem boost, send your abs, biceps, literally any body part except your dick.

Besides, what are we even supposed to reply to them? There's only so many times we can type, "nice", when what we mean is, "please fuck off, it's too early for me to translate lecturer speak let alone devise a message that doesn't insult your ego but doesn't boost it too much either. And btw, you won't be getting anything in return.

As if I like you enough to go through that whole process.

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We're horny, not in love with you. You're not the centre of my world before you start firing terrifying questions about dating, marriage and children at me. When guys think you're desperate when really they're just one of 7 guys you're chatting to. Hold on tight boys, because we're just as confused as you are. We constantly complain about being single and how Fruity Boy We've stopped replying.

We either got bored or we actually like you. So like every addict, we step away from our poison kicking and screaming, go to AA — aka, the best friend — and count the days until it's safe to text a new boy. Cheers to actually making friends this year.

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Wait two hours to reply It's a classic, everyone does it — l included — and no one admits to it. Don't over do it with the emojis Before the resentment kicks in from Boy 3. Sarcastic or offensive? Laughing as I watch you try and work out if I like you or not. We will definitely still send you hoe pics tho to keep you keen.

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